Yearly Archives: 2018

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

Trump Demands Medal of Honor for Visiting Troops in Iraq on Christmas

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump issued a formal presidential decree demanding that the...

Johnny Cash Estate to Release 14 Hours of the Artist’s Mumbling

New York, NY -- The estate of Johnny Cash and New York City-based Posterity Records...

POLL: 60% of Americans Hoping Government Shutdown Lasts Until 2020

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Because Senate Republicans didn't have the votes necessary to break a...

Trump Nominates Putin to Replace James Mattis

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The threat of an impending shutdown of the U.S. government looming...

Mexico Starts GoFundMe For Its Own Wall

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Newly elected Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador shocked the...

Donald Trump Claims John Lennon Is His Favorite Band

Washington, D.C. -- On the heels of a tweet announcing that he's pulling US...

Hellraiser Holiday Starbucks Cup Sends Area Woman to Hell

Sparks, NV -- 31-year-old Dawn Qualls found herself in the torturous and fiery pits...

Sarah Sanders Confidently and Stridently Incorrectly Explains To Her Ham Sandwich How Government is Funded

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- A contentious moment between White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders...

Mexico Agrees to Pay For Stephen Miller’s Hair Plugs

MEXICO CITY, MEXICO -- Mexican President Andrés Manuel López Obrador dropped what could be a...

Everybody Totally Believed That Was Stephen Miller’s Real Hair

The alarm went off at its usual time -- 3:30am in the morning. The...

Area Libertarian Still Calls His Mom ‘Mother’

Houston, TX -- A 48-year-old Houston man surprised his coworkers after referring to his...

Donald Trump Tours Chemtrail Plane, Promises to Terminate Program

Washington D.C -- Donald Trump, accompanied by select members of his cabinet, toured a...

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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....