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I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

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Twitter Releases New Feature That Lets You Smell Trump’s Dick on Jim Jordan’s Tweets

In recent weeks, billionaire meme stealing shitposter Elon Musk says that Twitter has lost...

Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month

Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes Twitter has lost...

Musk Wants to Charge $500 to Delete Twitter from Your Phone

In a sign that things might not be going so well at Twitter after...

Thanks to Elon Musk, I’m Twitter’s New Official Barack Obama

The following open letter was submitted by right-wing commentator and podcaster, Dustin Pewpsin. Well, it's...

Musk Will Start Charging Twitter Users $500 to Block Him

On Super Bowl Sunday, alt-right billionaire plutocrat Elon Musk was extremely alarmed when his...

Hawley Proposes Banning Kids from Social Media Until They’ve Dated Matt Gaetz

Sen. Josh Hawley (Q-MO), who is the current record holder in the 200-yard dash...

Unhinged Karen Spends Taxpayer Dollars Speaking to the Ex-Manager About Her Twitter Account

The average hourly salary of a member of the U.S. House of Representatives is...

Mike Lindell Says He Can Prove Musk Won Twitter Poll Demanding He Step Down as CEO

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell told a Newsmax host today that he has "irrefutable-ish proof-like...

Op-Ed: Give Me Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics or Give Me Death!

The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "alpha...

Musk: “We’ll Let You Say What You Want on Twitter as Long As It’s Not About Me or My Companies”

Elon Musk does not officially own Twitter, not yet anyway. The Twitter board did accept...

Musk Bought Twitter a Day Ago and My “@AmericasFirstReichPatriot” Account Still Isn’t Active!

Ummmmmmmmmmmm. What the actual, literal, perpetual fuck is going on over at Twitter? Elon...

Of Course Elon Will Let You Call Him a Pedo on Twitter Once He Buys It. He Loves Free Speech.

The following is an editorial submitted by Chad Schittsworth, a senior fellow at the...

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Donald Trump Finding Out

Well...shit. How did this end up happening, anyway? Doesn't everyone indicting him understand the rules have...

I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at a Drag Bar?

I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that...

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A Complete List of All the 2024 Presidential Candidates Currently on Trial for Rape

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