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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Twitter: MTG Is Allowed One Account Per IQ Point

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, Twitter made headlines when it permanently banned...

Jack Dorsey Leaving Twitter to Be a Billionaire Fuckface Somewhere Else, We Guess, Who Cares?

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- The tech world was rocked today by a surprise...

Twitter Tells Trump He Can Have His Account Back

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last week, former one term, twice-forever impeached President Donald...

Twitter Temporarily Suspends Horse Faced Anti-Vaxxer’s Account

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Horse faced cave troll and freshman Rep. Marjorie Taylor...

Whiny Snowflake Troll Suing Twitter and Facebook for Having Rules He Refused to Follow

DIPPSHITT, NEW JERSEY -- In front of a small group of his friends, a...

Wow! Twitter Hasn’t Banned a President of the United States in Over Five Months!

Holy smokes! It's hard to believe, so you better be seated before you read...

Hannity: “How Long Before Biden Starts Caring About His Twitter Follower Count Like a Patriot?”

Fox News host and Media Monthly's "Sexiest Fuckwit Alive" for 1999 Sean Hanity went off...

The President of the United States is No Longer Banned from Twitter

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Twitter announced just after 12:00pm Eastern Time that the...

Twitter Suspends Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Crack Pipe

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Over the weekend, freshman Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene had...

Trump Has Been Calling Random Supporters to Yell Lies At Them 280 Characters at a Time

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States was permanently kicked off all...

Trump Orders Jack Tweeter Arrested for Treason

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It was no surprise when the order came from the Oval...

Racist Rectal Warts Are Leaving Facebook and Twitter for Parler

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- The battle for social media supremacy is heating up....

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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...