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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Science & Medicine

Bible Belt Teenage Incest Pregnancies Skyrocket After Fauci Reiterates Effectiveness of Condoms

The American Medical Union of America released a report this week that indicates Anthony...
Science & Medicine

Volunteer Grandma Tyrannically Knocks on Door to Ask Patriot If He’s Gotten a COVID Vaccine Yet

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Authorities are telling media outlets that after a tense...
Conservative Media

Trump Tells Maria Bartiromo He Still Hasn’t Accepted Results of Election or Insurrection

In a new interview with Fox News host Maria Bartiromo, former President Donald John...
Religion

Greene Spent Easter Sunday Worshiping Her Savior and His Son, Donald Trump Jr.

Marjorie Taylor Greene spent her Easter Sunday worshiping her lord and savior like so many other right-wing American Christians did.
MAGA News

Trump Also Nominated for Nobel Piece of Shit Prize

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, President Donald Trump awoke to some good news for...
Immigration

Trump Warns That ‘Biden and the Democrats Want to Rip Babies From Their Cages’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The President of the United States of America warned his citizens...
Arts & Entertainment

President Will Distribute Copies of Mary Trump’s Book at Future MAGA Rallies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump cannot be all that thrilled about his niece...
MAGA News

Trump Supporter Won’t Wear Mask, Seatbelt, or Condom

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- If there is one thing that represents a tyrannical...
MAGA News

Trump Blames Antifa for His Small Hands, Mangled Dick, and Obsession with Superior Black Man

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's not a very well-kept secret that President Donald Trump wants...
MAGA News

Doctors Discover Fatal Rectal Cancer in Department of Justice

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Doctors in the nation's capital discovered what they're calling the "most...
MAGA News

Data Analysis: More People Than IQ Points in Arena During Most Recent Trump Rally

The president faces a re-election bid later this year, and is currently facing impeachment...
War on Christmas

Trump Orders Additional “K” Added To Hanukkah to “Make Jew Christmas Great Again”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today, in an Oval Office signing ceremony attended by American Christian...
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Criminal Justice

Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

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