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Criminal Justice
I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
Criminal Justice
Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
Science & Medicine
Surprised Doctors Pronounce Lauren Boebert Not Brain Dead
A visibly surprised team of doctors at Colorado State Hospital made an announcement this...
April 20, 2023
Lifestyle
7 Cute Nicknames Lauren Boebert’s First Grandchild Can Call Her
Recently, Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) announced that her 17-year old son had impregnated someone,...
March 14, 2023
World News
Boebert Slams Biden for Spending President’s Day in Country She Can’t Find on a Map
This morning, President Joe Biden made a surprise visit to Ukraine, and met with...
February 20, 2023
Science & Medicine
Biden Promises to Brief Greene, Boebert on Downed Aircraft as Soon as They Can Spell “UFO”
Congresswomen Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) and Lauren Boebert (Low IQ, CO) are demanding that...
February 13, 2023
World News
Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map
President Joe Biden was asked today about whether or not he's heard the calls...
February 3, 2023
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Boebert: “I Don’t Have to Be Able to Spell Socialism to Condemn It!”
Today, House Republicans will tackle the issue that every American knows is the most...
February 2, 2023
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She Can’t Spell “FAA” But She’s Certain the Outage is Pete Buttigieg’s Fault
No one has ever accused Congresswoman Lauren Boebert (Q-CO) of being intelligent, but that...
January 11, 2023
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Hawley Signals Support for Gaetz and Boebert Stopping Peaceful Transfer of Power to McCarthy
On his way into pretending to work in the U.S. Senate today, Senator Josh...
January 4, 2023
Science & Medicine
Lauren Boebert Successfully Donated Six Brain Cells to MTG and Still Has Six to Spare
Doctors in Colorado are marveling at the news that a congressional representative from their...
March 29, 2022
U.S. Politics
D.C. Sewage Plant Apologizes For Letting Two Turds Escape During Biden’s State of the Union
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At some point in the past, two turds escaped from a...
March 2, 2022
Lifestyle
New Fashion Trend: Wearing Your IQ on Your Hat
There's a hot new fashion trend these days, and we just had to report on...
February 8, 2022
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Boebert Gives Up Right to Vote, Bear Arms, & Hold Office Because the Constitution Never Changes
"The Constitution is not evolving. To say that spits in the face of every...
February 4, 2022
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Criminal Justice
I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
Criminal Justice
Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
Lifestyle
Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
Women's Rights
Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
