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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
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May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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George Washington Ended a Terror Attack With a Solo Flight in His Stealth Bomber
For this week's installment of Unreal History, we present the story of when George...
July 5, 2019
History
Historians Unearth George Washington’s Pilot License
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Researchers at the national archives have uncovered a document linked to...
July 5, 2019
History
Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash
FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's personal cache of...
June 5, 2018
History
Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash
FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's personal cache of...
January 27, 2018
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Founding Fathers to America: ‘Stop Asking Us About Modern Gun Violence, Dummies!’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a recent seance and press conference in the nation's capital,...
October 7, 2017
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Trump Is Shown Pictures of Hitler and Washington, Can’t Tell Them Apart
It's not just Confederate Generals like Stonewall Jackson or Robert E. Lee that Trump gets confused with George Washington.
August 16, 2017
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Obama: Kareem Abdul-Jabbar and Mohammed Ali to Appear on $1 and $5 Bills By Executive Sharia Order
President Obama issues a surprising new executive order.
April 25, 2016
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