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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
Economy
Elon Musk Is Clearly a Better Person Than Bernie Sanders, and Here Are 5 Facts to Back That Up
One of Twitter's hottest beefs of the last month has been between Sen. Bernie...
November 17, 2021
Science & Medicine
Poll: Majority Support Spending $6 Billion to Yeet Elon Musk to Pluto
Billionaire Elon Musk -- who reportedly is on track to become the world's very...
November 2, 2021
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Musk Asked SNL to Bring on Babylon Bee Writers So Show Can Be One, Never-Ending Gender Identification Joke
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- If billionaires are known for anything, it's their natural...
April 30, 2021
Economy
World Shocked to Discover Billionaire Just Entitled Sociopath Asshole
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire and Likely Cartoon Villain Elon Musk wanted his...
May 12, 2020
Tech
Bill Gates Offers to Buy and Delete Elon Musk
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Billionaire tech titan Bill Gates is reportedly close to making one...
April 30, 2020
Business
Musk Invests $10 Million in New Water Pipe Company
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last year, Elon Musk made headlines when he appeared...
February 24, 2020
Tech
Elon Musk Decides to Buy and Delete Twitter Instead
SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Last March, billionaire tech guru and entrepreneur Elon Musk made...
May 6, 2019
Tech
Elon Musk Buys and Assimilates Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire tech guru and innovator Elon Musk isn't content to...
March 7, 2019
Arts & Entertainment
Elon Musk Buys and Reveals Star Wars Episode IX Title
SWILLYCORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Fandom of the sci-fi/fantasy film franchise known as "Star Wars"...
February 18, 2019
Business
Tesla Introduces Retro Line of Cars Featuring AM Radios
Reno, NV -- Tesla, Inc. is back in the news this week on the...
November 10, 2018
Business
Elon Musk Officially Trademarks ‘Elon Musk Offers to Buy And Then Delete’ Meme
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Billionaire tech guru and possible cartoon villain Elon Musk...
October 23, 2018
Science & Medicine
Musk’s Cannabis Accessory Company Working on Anti-Gravity Bong
SWILLY CORN VALLEY -- The Bong Company -- billionaire inventor Elon Musk's recently formed...
October 12, 2018
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