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A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

Hillary Clinton Told Me She Has the Free Time to Be a Juror for Trump’s Trials

"...nothing would make me happier than to help make sure Donald Trump got the...
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Twitter Makes It Easier to Identify Verified Suckers and Fascists

Since taking over as Twitter's owner and Chief Executive Officer, billionaire hair plug recipient...

NPR and PBS Agree to Return to Twitter If Tesla and SpaceX Give Up Government Handouts

Citing Elon Musk's decision to direct Twitter engineers to label their organizations as "government-funded...

Twitter Releases New Feature That Lets You Smell Trump’s Dick on Jim Jordan’s Tweets

In recent weeks, billionaire meme stealing shitposter Elon Musk says that Twitter has lost...

Musk Unsure Whether to Skip Child Support or Twitter Loan Payment This Month

Recently, billionaire hair plug recipient Elon Musk revealed that he believes Twitter has lost...

Musk Wants to Charge $500 to Delete Twitter from Your Phone

In a sign that things might not be going so well at Twitter after...

Thanks to Elon Musk, I’m Twitter’s New Official Barack Obama

The following open letter was submitted by right-wing commentator and podcaster, Dustin Pewpsin. Well, it's...

World’s Richest Alt-Right Twitter Troll Calls for QAnon Shaman’s Release

Elon Musk, the world's richest alt-right Twitter troll, used his account on that social...

Musk Will Start Charging Twitter Users $500 to Block Him

On Super Bowl Sunday, alt-right billionaire plutocrat Elon Musk was extremely alarmed when his...

Mike Lindell Says He Can Prove Musk Won Twitter Poll Demanding He Step Down as CEO

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell told a Newsmax host today that he has "irrefutable-ish proof-like...

Op-Ed: Give Me Hunter Biden’s Dick Pics or Give Me Death!

  The following editorial was submitted to this outlet by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "alpha...

Musk: “We’ll Let You Say What You Want on Twitter as Long As It’s Not About Me or My Companies”

Elon Musk does not officially own Twitter, not yet anyway. The Twitter board did accept...

Musk Bought Twitter a Day Ago and My “@AmericasFirstReichPatriot” Account Still Isn’t Active!

Ummmmmmmmmmmm. What the actual, literal, perpetual fuck is going on over at Twitter? Elon...

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