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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.
"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We all know a...
May 24, 2024
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For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps
"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...
May 22, 2024
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Trump On Why He Votes By Mail But Doesn’t Want Anyone Else To: “It’s Good to Be President”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Goodly King Emperor Donald J. Trump casts his royal ballot in...
May 21, 2020
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Eric Trump Says Mail-In Ballots ‘Unfairly Silence’ Women Voters
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Despite the fact that he is a mail-in voter...
May 20, 2020
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Trump Threatens To Withhold Funding From Any State That Lets Democrats Vote
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Elections in this country are run and officiated by state governments,...
May 20, 2020
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Despite Lack of Rent, Obama Looking for ‘Less Racist and Stupid’ Place to Live
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former President Barack Obama announced today that he and his family...
May 19, 2020
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White House Admits It’s Been Feeding Trump Cheeseburgers and Calling Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people....
May 19, 2020
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First Lady Ivanka Trump Signs Publishing Deal for Next Book “Riding Your Dad to Success”
Ivanka Trump is totally a great author, and she doesn't just get book deals because of who her famous, orange-skinned racist father is.
May 19, 2020
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FDA Warns of Newly Discovered Hydroxychloroquine Side-Effect: Permanent Butthole Mouth
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's unclear whether it's true or not, this week President...
May 19, 2020
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Poll: Majority of Americans Hope Taking Hydroxychloroquine is the One Thing Trump Doesn’t Lie About
In one of the fasted conducted public opinion polls in human history, it's been...
May 18, 2020
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Paramount Sues Space Force for Trademark Infringement
HOLLYWOO, CALIFORNIA -- Paramount Studios has filed a lawsuit against the Space Force, alleging...
May 18, 2020
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MAGA Boy to Explain Why He’s Not In Death Cult After Injecting Lysol & Taking President’s Dick Out of Mouth
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and singer-songwriter Jethro Bohiggins is not in...
May 18, 2020
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Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- What, exactly, is "Obamagate?" To be sure, it's something that King President...
May 18, 2020
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Groundbreaking Scientific Study Could Mean Donald Trump Jr Bigger Piece of Shit Than His Father
BOCA DE MIERDA, FLORIDA -- Last week, the National Council for Researching and Looking...
May 15, 2020
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I Asked a Klansman If He’s Voting For Biden Since They’re Both Democrats. He Punched Me.
"Man, it's really true what they say about Democrats. They're snowflakes." We all know a...
May 24, 2024
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For Conservatives, Fart Naps Are Quickly Replacing Power Naps
"While some might casually observe the irony in someone who belittles his opponent as...
May 22, 2024
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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
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