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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
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Obama Appears on Fox News Opposing Masks
Today, former President Barack Obama appeared on Fox News and urged viewers not to...
August 11, 2020
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CDC Releases Study Using Demonic Semen, Alien DNA, and Unicorn Blood to Treat COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control published a highly-anticipated study on the...
August 3, 2020
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Satan Regrets Not Jerking Off In Time To Save Herman Cain’s Life
HELL -- Former Republican presidential candidate Herman Cain has died, having lost his month-long...
July 30, 2020
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Dr. Stella Immanuel to Head Up New White House Coronavirus and Demon Sperm Task Force
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has disbanded his first coronavirus task force, but...
July 29, 2020
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Poll: Majority of Americans Rooting for COVID-19
The office of Rep. Louie Gohmert (R-Crackfiendastan) announced today that he has tested positive...
July 29, 2020
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MLB Institutes Designated Ventilator Rule
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- In a fairly unprecedented development, Major League Baseball today...
July 28, 2020
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President Retweets Breitbart Article Claiming COVID Can Be Cured with Trump Steaks
Twitter has removed tweets that were retweeted by President Donald Trump this morning. One...
July 28, 2020
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White House Admits It Fed Trump Cheeseburgers and Called Them Hydroxychloroquine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, President Trump dropped quite a bombshell on the American people....
July 21, 2020
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White House: Hospitals Must Send COVID-19 Data to Trump’s AOL Account
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- According to a new presidential edict signed just this morning, hospitals...
July 16, 2020
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CDC Warns Libertarians: There Is No Nerd Immunity from COVID-19
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued an urgent warning to...
July 14, 2020
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Betsy Devos: “Some People Are Too Poor to Know When It’s Safe to Send Their Kids to School”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy Devos told members of the educational community on...
July 13, 2020
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NYC Offers to Paint “Orange Lies Matter” in Front of Trump Tower Instead
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- The City of New York has extended an offer...
July 1, 2020
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