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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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U.S. Politics

Carly Fiorina Tweets ‘Oops, J/K, LOL!’ After Planned Parenthood Sting Video Producers’ Indictment

From her twitter account, Carly Fiorina sends message of apology for pushing the Planned Parenthood sting videos so hard.
Women's Rights

GoFundMe Set Up For Daleiden’s, Fiorina’s Sleeping Pills

After the Planned Parenthood shooting, a crowd funding effort has begun to help Carly Fiorina and David Daleiden sleep at night.
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Out of Gravy, Carly Fiorina Uses Blood of Planned Parenthood Victims For Thanksgiving Leftovers

When she found herself without gravy, Carly Fiorina conveniently found something else to smother her leftovers in.
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Ted Cruz Shouts ‘Fu*k Reality!’ as He Implies Colorado Springs Shooter is a Liberal

Ted Cruz has some interesting thoughts as to the motives of the man who carried out the Planned Parenthood shooting.
Women's Rights

David Daleiden Having Hard Time Washing Blood of Colorado Springs Off His Hands

David Daleiden says in the wake of the Colorado Springs shooting, he can't seem to wash all the blood off his hands.
U.S. Politics

Carly Fiorina: I Know Where Luke Is In The New “Star Wars” Movie

Does Carly Fiorina know something every Star Wars fan is dying to know?
Women's Rights

Carly Fiorina Tells Crowd She Once Delivered an 8-week Old Fetus AND IT LIVED!

Carly Fiorina reminds an audience she loves the unborn AND tall tales.
Women's Rights

Benedict Arnold Award For Treachery Given to Carly Fiorina for ‘Selling Out Her Own Gender’

Carly Fiorina won the top prize handed out by a conservative women's organization.
U.S. Politics

Carly Fiorina Reflects on the Time She Cast The One Ring Into the Fires of Mt. Doom

Carly Fiorina's penchant for exaggeration keeps on keepin' on.
U.S. Politics

Carly Fiorina Fondly Recounts the Time She Found Atlantis

Did you know Carly Fiorina once found the Lost City of Atlantis? Of course you didn't, but she'll tell you all about it.
U.S. Politics

Carly Fiorina Talks About the Time She Broke the Sound Barrier and Almost Prevented 9/11

Another Carly Fiorina tall tale.
U.S. Politics

Carly Fiorina Fondly Remembers Breaking NFL Rushing Yards Record

Carly Fiorina tells another tale of tremendous grandeur.
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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

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