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The Easter Bunny Plans to Give Plan-B and Contraceptives to Red State Teenagers
"Did you know there have already been thousands of rape pregnancies as a result of letting states ban abortions? sounds absolutely ghoulish to...
What If Trump Uses Ivanka’s OnlyFans to Payoff His Rape, Defamation, and Fraud Fines?
"...it turns out Eric Trump spent all his money this week on magic beans he thought he could plant so he could climb a...
I Asked This Grand Wizard Why He’s Voting for Donald Trump and Not the...
Ask any evangelical, Christian conservative and they'll tell you without batting a single eyelash or dropping a single round of ammunition: The Democrats started...
Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member Dustin Pewpsin. The dystopian thoughts and sociopathic opinions expressed herein...
Why Didn’t Anyone Tell Me I Had Fucking Presidential Immunity?!
The following editorial was written and submitted by former President and alive human, Richard M. Nixon. The thoughts and opinions expressed herein are those...
As Soon as Ron or Nikki Insults Heidi Cruz, I’ll Know Who I’m Voting...
The following editorial was written by Dustin Pewpsin, a right-wing commentator, current Fox News employee, and former Dan Bongino fact-checker. The opinions and viewpoints...
I Live in Arkansas. Can My 10 Year Old Work as a Bouncer at...
I moved to Arkansas before I was a father, so I can't say that I'd even be thinking about this topic ten years ago,...
Why Is Stephen Miller’s Mother’s Vagina Replacing Tucker Carlson at Fox News?
"We just figured one racist cunt could replace another and our audience would be none the wiser for it." - Anonymous Fox News Source
The...
Is Donald Trump Going to Cry About It?
Yesterday was not a good day for former, one term, twice forever impeached and defeated President Donald J. Trump.
After a lifetime of avoiding the...
Three Top Attorneys Have Already Offered to Represent Trump for Free
The entire MAGA movement is on pins and needles. The other shoe seems poised to drop, and even the leader of their cult of...
