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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Tillerson Declines Trump’s IQ Test, Proposes Third Grade Spelling Bee Instead
"For God's sake, the man couldn't even spell the word 'little' correctly."
James Schlarmann
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October 10, 2017
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Trump: Meals on Wheels Cuts Will Cover Cost of Flying Pence Around Country Making a Show of Getting Offended by Constitution
Vice President Mike Pence will continue to fly around to NFL stadiums protesting protests of the national anthem during the national anthem.
James Schlarmann
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October 10, 2017
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Pat Robertson Begs ‘The Gays’ to Only Do ‘Hand and Mouth Stuff’ Until After Hurricane Season
VIRGINIA BEACH, VIRGINIA -- Televangelist Pat Robertson told a podcast audience...
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
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Can You Guess Which of These Big Time Hollywood Stars Literally Shits Ice Cream?
Living in Hollywood has its perks. Being a big time Hollywood celebrity has some even better ones. Like crapping ice cream, for example.
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
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4 Sext Messages to Send Your Lover to Get Them “In the Mood”
Everyone wants to sext. But they want to sext in a way that's the sexiest sexting possible. We've got the goods to teach you how!
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes
Just moments after being confirmed as the new Education Secretary, Betsy DeVos orders all the globes in American schools flattened.
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
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Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”
Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will not just take a passive role in educating our children. She will seek reforms everywhere.
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
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State Senator Wants Exception in New Abortion Ban For Rape, Incest, or Republican Interns
With a new 20-week abortion ban on the table and working its way through Congress, one lawmaker wants exceptions for Republican interns.
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
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Shaken Mike Pence Seen Exiting Colts Game Wrapped in American Flag and Being Consoled by Bald Eagle
As Vice President Mike Pence was seen making his exit from yesterday's Colts game, witnesses saw him being consoled by a bald eagle.
James Schlarmann
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October 9, 2017
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Planned Parenthood to Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions
Planned Parenthood is considering a bold, admittedly extreme way of making a point about constitutional rights.
James Schlarmann
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October 8, 2017
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