Dustin Pewpsin

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone. That might sound odd to we Americans who have been told all our lives that presidents are not just role models, they represent all of us." Let he who has not...

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are pretty much the same thing. I mean, if they weren't, wouldn't all the conservatives who were...raising alarms about the lack of free speech on college campuses be freaking out about...
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Call Me Old Fashioned, But Women Shouldn’t Be Dancing at Football Games

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As Soon as Ron or Nikki Insults Heidi Cruz, I’ll Know Who I’m Voting For

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Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our Asses Off.

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C’Mon, America, Let Me See Your Kid’s Junk. For Their Own Safety.

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I Don’t Need Bud Light No More Cuz Trump’s Piss is Just as Good

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The Second Amendment Clearly Doesn’t Apply to People Whose Genitals I Haven’t Seen

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Thanks to Elon Musk, I’m Twitter’s New Official Barack Obama

The following open letter was submitted by right-wing commentator and podcaster, Dustin Pewpsin. Well, it's...

How Dare They Arrest Trump Like They’d Arrest Everyone Else They Believe Broke the Law?

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3 Important Reasons Bank Execs Need Bailouts But You Don’t Need Welfare

Dustin Pewpsin is a self-described "conservative AF amateur economist and professional politics watcher." He...

Why I Downplayed COVID Even Though I Knew It Was a Bioweapon From the Beginning

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Hey Libs, The DOE Has “Low Confidence” in a COVID Lab Leak, So Our Racism is Justified

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Sorry Libs. In Real America We Teach The Three R’s: Reagan, Religion, Re-Electing Trump

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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

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