Monthly Archives: January, 2018

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

Trump Says President Of Guam Helped Him Write State Of The Union Address

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today President Trump told reporters in the Oval Office he wanted...

Report: California Man Smokes Legal Weed And Nothing Out Of The Ordinary Happens

RAIN CANYON, CALIFORNIA -- Authorities in California are confirming that over the weekend a...

Barack Obama To Live Tweet Trump’s State Of The Union

Mr. Obama is using this as a chance to work out some comedy material.

Trump And Stephen Miller Still Searching For Perfect Racist Joke To Open State Of The Union

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With just hours to go before one of the biggest moments...

Historians Discover George Washington’s Long Lost Weed Stash

FREDERICKSBERG, VIRGINIA -- In an extremely unforeseen development, President George Washington's personal cache of...

Tearful Eric Trump Demands To Know If Stormy Daniels Is His New Sister

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the Trump family say that this weekend, an...

Hipster Will Only Do Challenge With Non-GMO Tide Pods

He's very specific about what he'll put in his body.

Trump Says He Didn’t Try To Fire Mueller, The President Of Puerto Rico Did

DAVOS, SWITZERLAND -- Yesterday, The New York Times dropped a bombshell report on the Trump administration,...

Nunes FISA Memo Leaks Show It Was Written In Crayon With Tiny Hands

#ReleaseTheMemo has been trending in right-wing circles for days.

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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....