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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
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Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- It's long been wondered just how much of President Donald Trump's...
August 21, 2020
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TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone
CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA -- In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and...
August 7, 2020
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Trump Asks Barr If Democrats Can Be Stripped of Their Citizenship
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Poll after poll is starting to paint a grim, dismal picture...
August 3, 2020
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Devin Nunes Questions Founders’ Motives for Not Allowing Presidents to Delay Elections
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Can the President of the United States of America, with all...
July 30, 2020
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Trump Demands MySpace Make Him Part of Everyone’s Top 8
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today on the Hill, a House special select subcommittee hosted executives...
July 29, 2020
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Trump Paid the President of Florida to Take Cognitive Test for Him
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that President Donald Trump...
July 27, 2020
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Twitter Will Start Slapping “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Warning on Trump Tweets
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time...
July 20, 2020
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Man and Weed Dealer Have Agreement Not to Discuss Politics
LOS BURRITOS MOJADOS, CALIFORNIA -- Every couple of weeks, 40 year old computer programmer...
July 20, 2020
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White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With so many challenges already facing Americans these days, the Donald...
July 17, 2020
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Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Longtime users of billionaire Mark Zuckerberg's privacy profiteering and...
July 16, 2020
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Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the...
July 13, 2020
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Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most every American can name its 16th president. That's because he...
July 2, 2020
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