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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
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Trump Wants Pledge Changed to “One Nation, Under Q”

WASHINGTON, D.C. --  It's long been wondered just how much of President Donald Trump's...

TikTok Changes Name to COVID-19 So Trump Will Leave Them Alone

CULVER CITY, CALIFORNIA -- In an effort to fend off a regulatory slap and...

Trump Asks Barr If Democrats Can Be Stripped of Their Citizenship

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Poll after poll is starting to paint a grim, dismal picture...

Devin Nunes Questions Founders’ Motives for Not Allowing Presidents to Delay Elections

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Can the President of the United States of America, with all...

Trump Demands MySpace Make Him Part of Everyone’s Top 8

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Today on the Hill, a House special select subcommittee hosted executives...

Trump Paid the President of Florida to Take Cognitive Test for Him

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources close to the situation are reporting that President Donald Trump...

Twitter Will Start Slapping “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Warning on Trump Tweets

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time...

Man and Weed Dealer Have Agreement Not to Discuss Politics

LOS BURRITOS MOJADOS, CALIFORNIA -- Every couple of weeks, 40 year old computer programmer...

White House Urges Americans to Perform Nightly Under-Bed Antifa Checks

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- With so many challenges already facing Americans these days, the Donald...

Facebook Introduces “Bullshit” Post Reaction

SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Longtime users of billionaire Mark Zuckerberg's privacy profiteering and...

Fauci Pronounces Trump ‘Dead From the Neck-Up’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a press conference this morning, Dr. Anthony Fauci pronounced the...

Party of Lincoln Outraged People Keep Pulling Down Statues of His Enemies

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Most every American can name its 16th president. That's because he...

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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State

"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...

Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme

The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...

God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools

"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...

Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions

Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...