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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
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Dr. Ben Carson: If I Were a Holocaust Victim I ‘Wouldn’t Have Just Let Them Burn Me’

Nobody can keep Ben Carson down.
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Wayne LaPierre Calculating Body Count Needed to Do Something About Access to Guns

Wayne LaPierre, executive VP of the NRA, is working his calculator to the bone figuring how many people have to die before anything can be done about guns.
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God: I’m Too Busy to Stop All The Gun Violence in America, Try Some New Laws

God has some advice reducing gun violence in America.
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U.S.A. Just 5 School Shootings Away From Free One

The NRA has a special offer for America once we've had five more school shootings this year.
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NRA Executive: 45 School Shootings ‘Too Soon’ To Talk About Guns

How many school shootings in a year does the NRA think warrant a discussion about guns in America?
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10 Dead in Mass Second Amendment Demonstration at Oregon Community College

A mass Second Amendment demonstration has taken place at Umpqua Community College in Oregon, leaving ten dead.

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U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

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