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Roy Moore Rejects Trump’s Endorsement Over Inappropriate Sexual Comments About His Adult Daughter
"Once she gets to 15 or 16, it just becomes absolutely horrifying to think about your daughter that way."
November 22, 2017
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President Trump Asks Mitch McConnell To Change Senate Rules To Single Vote Threshold For Everything
After another harsh political defeat, Trump asks Mitch McConnell to change the Senate rules for him.
July 18, 2017
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Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Scandal
Attorney General Jeff Sessions may just have some really big, personal reasons for taking up that devil's weed sometime in the near future.
March 2, 2017
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Jeff Sessions’ Nose Keeps Knocking Over His Morning Cup Of Coffee
His unique biochemistry has made it so that Attorney General Jeff Sessions must ask for privacy while drinking his morning coffee.
March 2, 2017
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Donald Trump Still Searching For ‘That Perfect Racist Joke’ To Open His Address To Congress With
When he addresses Congress tomorrow, Donald Trump knows he needs a really good zinger to break the ice with.
February 27, 2017
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Senate Bravely Votes To Continue Doing ‘F— All’ In The Face of Gun Violence Epidemic
Members of the U.S. Senate showed bold leadership by doing nothing about a growing problem.
June 21, 2016
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