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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
Women's Rights
Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
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Heartbreak! Even After Lobotomy, Republican Voter Unable to Vote for Trump
Even after removing half his brain, one man still can't bring himself to vote for Trump.
April 4, 2016
U.S. Politics
Trump Challenges Cruz and ‘All You Other Greasers’ To Rumble in Park After Dark
Donald Trump has issued a peculiar challenge to Ted Cruz.
March 29, 2016
U.S. Politics
Muslim Cop Patrols Ted Cruz’s Neighborhood for Douchebags, Finds One Named Ted Cruz
While patrolling Ted Cruz's neighborhood, this Muslim cop finds something horrible.
March 25, 2016
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz: Trump shouldn’t be president because he’s ‘less subtly disgusting than me.’
Ted Cruz wants you to pick the lesser of two cancers.
March 24, 2016
U.S. Politics
Ted Cruz: Let me be the AIDS to rid our party of Trump’s Cancer
Ted Cruz draws an interesting analogy between himself and Trump.
March 18, 2016
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Barack Obama Endorses Donald Trump for President
When Barack Obama endorses Donald Trump, is there more to it?
March 16, 2016
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GOP ‘Stoked’ Civil Debate Let Viewers See How Disgusting Their Ideas and Not Their Candidates Are
The latest GOP debate gave Republican a chance to showcase how terrible their ideas, and not just their candidates, are.
March 11, 2016
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Ted Cruz to GOP Voters: ‘Think of me as the lesser of two diarrheas’
Ted Cruz knows he's not the most loved, but he wants to be the second-most hated.
March 10, 2016
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President Trump’s Itinerary Ruined as He Struggles for Hours to Thread a Needle
Trump has real issues manipulating objects.
March 9, 2016
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Reince Priebus Interviewing Primates to Fornicate With Footballs In Lieu of More Primary Debates
GOP chairman Reince Priebus has a new idea to distract voters from how terrible his party has become.
March 8, 2016
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Republican Voter ‘Majorly Turned Off’ by Lack of Genital Talk, Booger Eating in Dem Debate
One Republican voter tells us why the lack of genital talk in the Dem Debate made it a total borefest.
March 7, 2016
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POLL: Majority Relieved to Find Out Future President’s Dong is Okay
Donald Trump thankfully cleared up any misconceptions about his penis in the last GOP debate.
March 4, 2016
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops
"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
May 3, 2024
Women's Rights
Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family
"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
May 1, 2024
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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