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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
July 10, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
July 3, 2024
Criminal Justice
Cruz Says He’ll Be Trump’s Prison Bitch If No One Else Will
Senator Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) has taken to social media in the last few days...
March 22, 2023
Criminal Justice
Legal Experts Sharply Divided on Whether Trump Will Get Conjugal Visits With Ivanka
As the country braces for a potential arrest of former President Donald Trump, a...
March 20, 2023
Science & Medicine
Heidi Cruz Asks Trump For Ted’s Balls Back So He Can Suntan Them
Fox News host, and White Nationalist Magazine's "Nazi Cuntwhistle of the Year" for fifteen...
April 18, 2022
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Cruz Says He Helped Plan Eastman’s Coup Because “Someone Laced Trump’s Taint With Roofies”
Yesterday, a federal judge ruled that Trump loyalist and lawyer John Eastman could not...
March 29, 2022
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Ted Cruz Wants to Know Whether He Can Identify as a Man If He Gets His Balls Back From Trump
If his recent actions are to be taken at face value, it would appear...
March 25, 2022
U.S. Politics
Judge Jackson Regrets Not Pre-Insulting Heidi Cruz’s Looks
Now that her confirmation hearings have come to a close, sources say that Judge...
March 24, 2022
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Ted Cruz Asks Jackson Why She Helped George Soros Create CRT And If Benghazi Was Involved
Things once more got extremely heated today when Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) questioned Supreme...
March 23, 2022
The Democrats
Ted Cruz: “Did Biden Forget Real Presidents Only Use the State of the Union to S Their Own D?”
Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) was not a fan of President Joe Biden's first State...
March 2, 2022
Conservative Media
Cruz: “Does Joe Biden Really Plan to Go Four Years Not Rage Tweeting About Cable News Ratings?”
An angry Sen. Ted Cruz (Q-Cancun) took to the Senate floor today and blasted...
February 17, 2022
Science & Medicine
CDC Says It’s Now Safe to Remove Your Mask In Order Tell Ted Cruz to Fuck Himself
ATLANTA, GEORGIA -- The Centers for Disease Control has issued the following update to...
February 9, 2022
Business
Failing Capitalist State Still Struggling to Provide Heat and Power to Millions
THE CAPITALIST REPUBLIC OF TEXAS -- In the failed capitalist state of Texas, millions...
February 4, 2022
Science & Medicine
Cold Texas Temperatures Signal It’s Time for Dodos to Fly South to Cancun
As it gets colder in the Lone Star State, its dodo population starts to...
February 2, 2022
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Jesus Told Me Only “Fascist Incel Dorks” Don’t Like Separation of Church and State
"We told them to pay Caesar what's due to Caesar for a reason. Me-stianity...
July 10, 2024
Arts & Entertainment
Once I Learned to Read, I Realized The Left Actually Can and Does Meme
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and Trump White House official Dustin...
July 3, 2024
Lifestyle
God Told Me Oklahoma Kids Will Be ‘Stupid as Fuck’ After the Bible is Taught in Schools
"...do they really think it covers me in glory to have a bunch of...
June 28, 2024
U.S. Politics
Someone Accidentally Sent Me a Copy of The Biden/Trump Debate Questions
Don't ask me how it happened, but it would appear that someone at CNN...
June 27, 2024
