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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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Marco Rubio Seen in Comedy Cellar, Woodshedding New Trump Material

Marco Rubio tries on the yuks to get the votes.

Cruz, Rubio Both Claim to Have Finally ‘Out-Asshole’d Trump in Latest Debate

Marco Rubio and Ted Cruz argue over who was a bigger a-hole than Donald Trump in the last debate.

Spike In U.S. Searches for “Canadian National Anthem” Forces Google to Add More Servers

Donald Trump's candidacy is having a ripple effect everywhere.

Ted Cruz Would Sign Executive Order Retroactively Deporting All Immigrant Families Ever

Ted Cruz wants every trace of immigrants wiped from the continent.

As President, Ted Cruz Would Stop Cutting Crusts of GI’s PB&J’s

Ted Cruz doesn't want soldiers eating gluten-free meals, and he wants their sandwiches to keep their crusts.

Donald Trump, Ted Cruz Agree U.S. Should Get ‘Dibs’ on Gravitational Waves

Two Republican candidates agree on which country should control the newly discovered gravitational waves.

Donald Trump Offers to ‘Loan Ivanka’ to Ted Cruz for His Next Campaign Video

Ted Cruz decided to pull a commercial with a former softcore porn star, but Trump could ride to his rescue.

As Their Candidate Field Narrows, GOP Worries ‘Not Enough A-Holes Left to Choose From’

Does the GOP have enough a-hole candidates left in the race?

Trump Supporter Can’t Wait to Hear What He Calls a Democrat

One man's support of Donald Trump rests on his continual insulting of other Republicans.

Donald Trump and Ted Cruz Agree to ‘Just Get a Room’

The sexual tension between Ted Cruz and Donald Trump is heating to critical mass.

Local Pro-Lifer ‘Loves’ Ted Cruz’s Carpet Bombing Foreign Policy

A pro-life Republican explains why Ted Cruz's foreign policy works for him.

Trump: Cruz Stole Iowa ‘You Know, Like Mexicans Do’

Donald Trump said Ted Cruz stole Iowa from him because Cruz is a Mexican, which is wrong, but...

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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

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"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

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