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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
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Jeff Sessions Hits a Jay Because He’s ‘Super Duper Freaking Out’ Before His Senate Testimony

Before Attorney General Jeff Sessions goes before the Senate in an open hearing, he needs a little herbal relaxation to calm the situation.
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Sessions Invokes Obscure Clause In Constitution That Says Perjury Only Applies To Democrats

According to a rarely referenced clause in the Constitution, Attorney General Jeff Sessions says he cannot be prosecuted for perjury.
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Jeff Sessions Starts Smoking Weed To Alleviate The Stress Of Russia Scandal

Attorney General Jeff Sessions may just have some really big, personal reasons for taking up that devil's weed sometime in the near future.
U.S. Politics

D.C. Area Pigeon Promises to ‘S*** All Over’ Cheney Statue ‘Like He S*** All Over This Country’

A Dick Cheney Statue is going to be installed at the U.S. Capitol, and one pigeon has pledged to do his part in response.
Science & Medicine

Ted Cruz: U.S. Calls ‘Dibs’ on Mars’ Water Supply, Will Charge Rest of Galaxy For Access

Scientists have found the first evidence of liquid water on Mars, and Senator Ted Cruz calls "finders/keepers."
The Democrats

Harry Reid Looks Forward to a Whole New Job Accomplishing Nothing and Not Being Very Well Liked

Harry Reid is leaving the senate, headed for greener, still ineffective pastures.
Women's Rights

McConnell: Legislating Vaginae Takes Precedence Over Ending Slavery

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has vowed to stall Loretta Lynch's confirmation as Attorney General over Democrats' hardline stance on anti-abortion language in another bill.
Science & Medicine

Senate to Acknowledge Water Is Wet, Grass May Be Green

The Senate just historically acknowledged climate change as reality, and the so-obvious-it-hurts train doesn't stop there.
MAGA News

Mitch McConnell To Create New ‘Titty Committe’ With Female Chair

Will Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell be able to get his new mammary-related committee off the ground?
Videos

5 Lesser Known Fun Facts from the CIA Torture Report (VIDEO)

You've heard all the gory details, now get a look at some of the lesser known stuff in the Senate's CIA torture report.
Videos

5 Things The Lame Duck Congress Will Address Before Finishing Their Term (VIDEO)

If we know this Congress, they'll definitely put the "lame" in "lame duck."
Videos

Republican Governance (VIDEO)

Worried about how the Republicans are going to govern next year? Maybe this guy will help make you feel better about it.
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Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
Arts & Entertainment

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....

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