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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
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April 24, 2024
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Selfish Fuck Oppressed by Polite Request to Wear Face Mask in Public
ASSHOLE DOUCHEBAG TOWN, TEXAS -- Scott Scooterson is a self-described "selfish fuck." It's important...
June 1, 2020
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Lahren Defends George Floyd’s Killer: “Blue Kneels Matter More”
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May 27, 2020
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Twitter to Start Putting “Emotionally Fragile Idiot” Label on Trump Tweets
SWILLY CORN VALLEY, CALIFORNIA -- Yesterday, for the first time ever, Twitter applied real-time...
May 27, 2020
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Bill Gates Announces Windows COVID-19 Operating System
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- In just a couple of weeks, Microsoft will launch its newest...
May 26, 2020
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Ratcliffe Confirmed as Director of National Unintelligence
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May 21, 2020
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Trump Says “Obamagate” Used to Be Called ‘Being Black’
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May 18, 2020
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Trump Launches Operation Ludicrous Speed to Develop Wind Cancer Vaccine
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- While the world waits and hopes for a COVID-19 vaccine to...
May 15, 2020
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President Worries Never-Trumpers Are Dying of COVID-19 to Make Him ‘Look Bad’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At the time of publication, the United States has suffered 83,...
May 13, 2020
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Whiny Bitch Throws Toys Out of Crib, Storms Out of Presser
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May 12, 2020
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ISIS Claims Responsibility for Coronavirus Quarantine Protests
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May 5, 2020
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Trump Promises to Defeat the Coronavirus With the Electoral College
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald J. Trump has vowed on multiple occasions to lead...
May 1, 2020
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Roger Stone Wants Conjugal Visits With Trump’s Ass
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I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity
Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
April 26, 2024
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You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck
The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...
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