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Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

Our regular readers will likely recall that part of our mission statement here --...
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Milley Advised China to Send McNuggets to the White House to Appease Trump

During the final days of the Trump administration, a new book reveals that Retired...

Irony: He Took Preventative Ivermectin. COVID Kept Him From a Hospital Bed After a Heart Attack.

BUBONIC FALLS, IDAHO -- 56-year-old Peter Peterson is in dire trouble, and it appears...

Paul Ryan Researched How to Sneak Ambien Into Big Macs After Trump’s 2016 Victory

According to newly published reports, Donald Trump's election in 2016 blindsided former Speaker of...

Tucker Carlson Will Interview Nicki Minaj’s Cousin’s Balls on Tonight’s Show

"I really think it makes sense for a dick like me to interview a...

Every Member of Congress Ranked from Smartest to Marjorie Taylor Greene

Understandably, the federal government collects and archives scores of data on the people who...

Boebert Confirms She Belongs to Several “Low IQ-Anon” Facebook Groups

"Free speech is for stupid people too, libs!" - Rep. Lauren Boebert (R-CO) WASHINGTON, D.C....

Club Owner Not Sure Who This “Jim Breuer” Guy Is, But Is Requiring Audience Vaccination Anyway

"You're saying he's done something remotely comedic in the last 20 years?" HARDIHAR FALLS, MINNESOTA...

Trump Demands the Electoral College Declare Larry Elder Governor of California

FART-A LOT-GO, FLORIDUH -- Over the course of four years, Donald Trump got quite...

Elder Blasts California Election Commission for ‘Brazenly Counting Votes’ Against Recall

MORONBERG, CALIFORNIA -- When it was all said and done, and after tens of...

I’m From Texas. Can I Write Off My Sperm as Dependents Now?

Last week, when the Supreme Court effectively let a ban on abortions after the...

Tyrant Biden Commands Restaurant Employees to Wash Hands After Using the Bathroom

"What about my freedom to get sick and die, fam? WHAT THE FUCK ABOUT...

Texas Woman Files Paperwork to Reclassify Her Genitals as a Firearm

LIBTERTAD de CUERPA, TEXAS -- Next week, a court in Texas will hear opening...

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Betrayal? RFK’s Brain Worms Just Endorsed Donald Trump

"Much like how an Evangelical Christian can read the Bible and not know anything...

Every Former President Ranked from Least to Most Felony Convictions

Our regular readers will likely recall that part of our mission statement here --...

When Will Biden Call Off His War on Rapey Conmen Coup Conspirators?

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The RNC Will Officially Change Its Platform to Be Very, Very, Very, Very Soft on Crime

"...you need to do what happens to my TOTALLY NORMAL AND ABOVE-AVERAGE LENGTH PEEN...