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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Sessions Promises To ‘Get to Bottom Of Why’ Hillary Clinton’s Lawyer, Campaign Manager Still Not Going To Prison

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- More than a year and a half into the Donald Trump...
The Democrats

HIllary Clinton Is So Fuckin’ High Right Now, Guys

SOMEWHERE IN A DEEP STATE BUNKER -- "Hillary Clinton is so fuckin' high right...
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Remember when Obama’s campaign manager was arrested, released on bail, then sent back to jail because he was caught witness tampering?

Me neither. (adsbygoogle = window.adsbygoogle || ).push({}); But let us know if you find some tape...
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Trump: “What Was I Supposed To Do, NOT Hire Criminals With Deep Russian Contacts?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- As it becomes clear that Robert Mueller will not finish his...
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Why Haven’t We Seen Paul Manafort and Barack Obama in the Same Room Together?

"It makes a lot of sense if you just forget what sense is, and go purely on your gut and heart."
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Huckabee Sanders: Mueller Arresting Manafort a Distraction From Trump Administration Distracting Americans From Mueller Investigation

"We was doin' the distractin' first."
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McDonald’s Introduces the McManafort Nothingburger, Which Is Huge and Served With Russian Dressing

OAK BROOK, ILLINOIS -- In order to capitalize on the buzz swirling around the...
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Huckabee Sanders: ‘Working For Trump Doesn’t Mean You’re Connected to Trump Just Because Trump Is Your Boss’

"It's really easy to understand if you're not a libtarded cuck."
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Gowdy Promises to Get to Bottom of Connection Between Manafort, Clinton, and Benghazi

"The first step is to figure out how it's all Hillary Clinton's fault."
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‘Kellyanne, What Language Do They Speak in Argentina?’ asks Trump as Charges Announced in Mueller Probe

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Marking a major day in the ongoing investigation into the Trump...
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Hillary Clinton Circling Block Around FBI Headquarters Chanting “Lock Him Up” While Manafort Processed

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, former Trump campaign manager Paul Manafort and his longtime...
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Kellyanne Conway: Manafort Not Arrested, He’s “Alternatively Free for Alternatively Not Colluding With Russia”

"We really don't know who this Mantlefart guy is."
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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

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