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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Tucker Carlson Asks When Joe Biden Will Take Responsibility for The People Trump Let Die From Covid

NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Fox News host Tucker Carlson spent time during his...

Essential Worker Not Sure Non-Essential Workers Deserve Living Wage During Pandemic

LOS PARADOXICALES, CALIFORNIA -- On one of her recent lunch breaks during her shift...

Dr. Dumbfuck and Nurse Stupid-Ass Prescribe Hydroxychloroquine for Every American

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Dr. Moron T. Dumbfuck and his steady, faithful servant Nurse Billy...

Trump Wants To Bring Supporters Into COVID-19 Briefings Because ‘They’re Pretty Much Rallies Anyway’

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- White House Press Lush Stephanie Grisham is, allegedly, also President Donald...

Trump Boasts More People Will Die from His ‘Biggest and Best’ Pandemic Than Any Other President’s Pandemic

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For a couple of weeks now, President Donald Trump and his...

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