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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Oregon Militia Squatter Awarded Purple Heart for Stubbing Toe on Fridge

One man in the Oregon Militia occupying a federal building has been awarded the Purple Heart by his fellow militiamen.
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Wayne LaPierre Calculating Body Count Needed to Do Something About Access to Guns

Wayne LaPierre, executive VP of the NRA, is working his calculator to the bone figuring how many people have to die before anything can be done about guns.
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God: I’m Too Busy to Stop All The Gun Violence in America, Try Some New Laws

God has some advice reducing gun violence in America.
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10 Dead in Mass Second Amendment Demonstration at Oregon Community College

A mass Second Amendment demonstration has taken place at Umpqua Community College in Oregon, leaving ten dead.

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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
U.S. Politics

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
Criminal Justice

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
Criminal Justice

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

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