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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
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Trump Interviewing Hillary Clinton For Chief of Staff

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The mounting tension between President Donald Trump and his Chief of...

Putin Wants to Compare Tapes With Omarosa

MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- There is at least one person who runs the United States...

Trump Voter Pretty Sure John Kelly Would Have Him Deported If He Wasn’t From Tennessee

COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Ardent Trump supporter Jethro Bohiggins told his friends and...

Televangelist on Rob Porter Affair: ‘Sometimes God Gives Ladies Black Eyes To Save Unborn Babies’ Lives’

SYCAMORE GLEN, TENNESSEE -- Reverend Bill Millen is a televangelist in his home state...

John Kelly Wants OJ Simpson To Join The Trump Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John...

Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John...

Report: John Kelly Urging OJ Simpson To Replace Rob Porter In The Trump Administration

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are today saying that General John...

John Kelly Assures Trump He Won’t Be Only Misogynist Woman Abuser In White House For Too Long

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, after two of his ex-wives came forward with allegations that...

Trump Asks John Kelly If Taxpayers Will Still Pay For His Golf Outing Security During Government Shutdown

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are telling reporters that this morning,...

John Kelly Says World War II Preventable If Allies Compromised More With Hitler

"A minor quibble like slavery or genocide shouldn't be what good, honorable men fight over."

John Kelly Wins White House Costume Contest for “Racist, Old, White History Revisionist Asshole” Costume

"Other than all those compromises, what compromises were ever reached on slavery?"

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Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

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