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Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
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LGTBQ+

Jesus Christ Issues New Commandment: Thou Shalt Just Poop and Get Out, Weirdos

Jesus and his company have a new edict for all their employees.
Immigration

Heaven to Close Gates and Turn Away Xenophobic Americans

God and his son Jesus are not happy about some Americans' response to the Syrian refugee crisis.
Immigration

Jesus H. Christ Offers to Give Republican Politicians a Christianity Refresher Course

Hearing Republicans want to deny Syrian refugees entry to the United States, Jesus Hubert Christ wants to remind so-called Christians how to be Christian.
U.S. Politics

Jesus to Michele Bachmann: ‘I’m Not Coming Until You Shut Up’

Michele Bachmann thinks violence is on the rise in Israel because Jesus is coming back; Jesus on the other hand disagrees.
U.S. Politics

J. Hubert Christ: Heaven’s Email System Downed By Flood of Prayers for Bernie Sanders Victory

Jesus Christ says all the prayers about Bernie Sanders' campaign have broken his company's electronic prayer request system.
LGTBQ+

Christ To Pat Robertson: ‘No, The Stock Drop Was Punishment For Listening to False Prophets’

Pat Robertson told viewers of his show that the stock market tumbling was God's wrath in action, God's son disagrees.
Immigration

Jesus Christ: ‘Hey Republicans I Love ALL The Children of the World, Remember?’

Jesus Christ weighs in on "anchor babies" and immigration reform.
Immigration

Republican Religious Zealot Not Sure How to Feel About ‘Anchor Fetuses’

One women in Oklahoma struggles with how to square her religious furor over abortion with her xenophobia.
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Jesus Christ: “I Said ‘Turn The Other Cheek,’ Not ‘Turn The Other Chamber’!”

Jesus Christ sounds off on the new gun range added to an Alabama church.
U.S. Politics

Jesus Christ: ‘It’s Cute’ When Conservative, Christian Americans Think Bernie’s Too Socialist

Jesus Christ: "They still have the balls to say they follow my teachings? Pfffft."
U.S. Politics

Jesus Christ: ‘Bachmann Is Right, I’m Coming Again…For a Sandwich’

Jesus Christ says Michele Bachmann is right about him coming back to Earth, but wrong about the reason why.
Women's Rights

Jesus Christ to Anti-Abortionists: ‘Maybe You Could Try Taking Care of the Ones That Are Already Born, Too?’

Jesus Christ has some thoughts on the anti-Planned Parenthood push.
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Lifestyle

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...
Women's Rights

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...
Criminal Justice

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...
Tech

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

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