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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...

A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
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Bobby Jindal Proposes ‘Separate But Equal’ Birthright Citizenship

"In the proposal, Governor Jindal makes it very clear that these new citizens would only get access to six of the ten amendments in the Bill of Rights."

Tea Partier Briefly Considers ‘Just Admitting’ He’s Afraid of Mexicans

One man's ideas on immigration, examined.

Humankind Considers Ending Republicans’ Birthright Membership to the Species

"The bottom line, is that until Republicans get back to their roots as the Party of Lincoln, we're not going to automatically assume a Republican is human."

Scott Walker Wants to Replace Statue of Liberty Torch With Upraised Middle Finger

Walker will tell supporters that "imaginary, invisible lines in land masses" need to be protected in order to "guarantee that American exceptionocitization continues far into the future."

County Republican: ‘I’m Not Racist, I Just Don’t Like or Trust Foreigners or Mexicans!’

"Does it make me racist to have an irrational fear of new people coming here?"

John Boehner: “Wasting Time and Money Is The New ‘Leadership'”

Speaker John Boehner will never admit defeat, because Republicans have their own definitions of winning and losing.

Texas Judge Wants to Retroactively Block Emancipation Proclamation

Judge Andrew Hanen not only blocked Obama's immigration executive actions, he thinks he can retroactively block the Emancipation Proclamation.

John Boehner to Sue Obama for ‘President-ing While Not Republican’

John Boehner hates presidential overreach, unless it's done in the right way, by a Republican president.

5 Things Obama Will Do Instead of Deliver His State of the Union Speech Next Month (VIDEO)

The Republicans are threatening to keep Obama from making his State of the Union address next month. But maybe the president can find other things to occupy his time instead?

5 Things John Boehner and Mitch McConnell Will Do After They Shut Down the Government (VIDEO)

We took a look at a few of the things Mitch McConnell and Johnny Boehner will do once they shut it all down...again.

5 Ways Obama’s Acting Like a Monarch These Days (VIDEO)

Republicans keep saying Obama's acting like a monarch, and we have five ways they're totally right!

A Republican Tells Us What Obama Can Do To Get Impeached Next Year

The Republicans really want to impeach President Obama, and we finally have one who's willing to be honest about why.

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