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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
Immigration
Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins...
August 25, 2019
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Trump Supports Netanyahu’s Islamophobic Response to Fictional Anti-Semitism of “The Squad”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump has been waging a war against "The Squad"...
August 15, 2019
U.S. Politics
Omar Offers to Pay to Send Rand Paul to a Real Hairdresser
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Freshman Congresswoman Ilhan Omar (D-MN) is a lightning rod for conservative...
July 30, 2019
Immigration
Trump Campaign Debuts New 2020 Slogan: “If She’s Brown, Deport Her Down”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The reelection campaign for President Mushroompenis Trump has rolled out a...
July 29, 2019
Criminal Justice
Trump: “I Could Lynch Someone on 5th Avenue, But That Doesn’t Mean I’m Racist, Does It?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump reporters today that he's "pretty sure" he's not...
July 19, 2019
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Trump Threatens to Send Statue of Liberty Back Where She Came From
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Statue of Liberty could be packed up and shipped back...
July 19, 2019
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Man Chanting ‘Send Her Back’ Can’t Locate His Home State on a Map
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Last night, right-wing podcaster, commentator, and singer/writer Jethro Bohiggins...
July 18, 2019
The Democrats
Angry Pelosi Reminds Trump It’s Her Job to Diminish and Insult “The Squad” Publicly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- An angry Nancy Pelosi lashed out at Donald Trump this morning. "Well,...
July 16, 2019
Immigration
Trump Threatens to Deport “The Squad” to New Mexico
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The war of words between President Donald Trump and a group...
July 15, 2019
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Local Klansman Doesn’t See Anything Wrong With Trump Telling Four Brown Americans to Go Back Where They Came From
BEDFORD FORREST, MISSISSIPPI -- Jeremiah "Two-Tooth" Jackson, a 66 year old member of the...
July 15, 2019
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Trump Wonders Whether First Amendment Protects Omar Because She’s Not Christian
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For the last several days, right-wing pundits and politicians have attacked...
April 15, 2019
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Israeli Jew Making Sure She Can Criticize Her Government Without Being Called Antisemite
JERUSALEM, ISRAEL -- Deborah Fineman has been a dual citizen of both the United...
March 12, 2019
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