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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
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Cornelius Fudge Says Coronavirus Seems Well Contained and Magical Economy Can Re-Open ‘Immediately’
ENGLAND, THE WIZARD WORLD -- Former Minister of Magic Cornelius Fudge gave an interview...
May 22, 2020
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Man Blames Violent RPGs For Inspiring Him To Attack School Full Of Young Wizards
LONDON, ENGLAND -- Authorities with the Ministry of Magic are confirming at this hour...
August 5, 2019
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William Barr Writes 4 Page Letter Summarizing Harry Potter Novels and Exonerating Voldemort
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Attorney General William Barr has only been back at the Department...
March 25, 2019
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J.K. Rowling Says You Didn’t Actually Read Harry Potter Novels
LONDONSHERRY DOWNTONSHIRE, ENGLAND -- Author J.K. Rowling has quite a close, intimate relationship with...
March 22, 2019
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Steve Bannon Asks Trump If He Can Keep His Monogrammed Presidential Bath Towels
Having been removed from the National Security Council, Steve Bannon is on unsure footing with his co-president, Donald Trump.
April 6, 2017
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5 Things You’ll Find in the American Hogwarts
Author J.K. Rowling made headlines recently by confirming that in her mind, there is...
June 12, 2015
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Trey Gowdy Disappointed Chanting ‘Benghazi’ Three Times Doesn’t Make Hillary Clinton Appear
Trey Gowdy took time away from his Hogwarts class reunion to talk about his Benghazi probe.
January 29, 2015
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