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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
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President Declares ‘National McMergency’ Because He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at...

Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows

KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he and his wife...

Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does

MUSTAFAR -- Former President Dick Cheney sent an email to President Donald Trump today,...

Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Still Voting for Donald Trump

GREENBELT, MINNESOTA -- Helen Whipplemyer is still voting for Donald J. Trump next November,...

DeVos Orders Schools to Run Active Vaper Drills

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- All around the country, schools will begin to hold new drills...

President Commemorates The Day His Skyscraper Became the Tallest Building in New York

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a solemn ceremony this morning, President Donald Trump led the...

Huckabee Sanders Announces Book Title on First Fox News Appearance Since Leaving White House

HOG MOUNTAIN, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared on...

Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The other 49 states in the union have exactly one week...

NASA Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald...

Trump: “David Koch Would Have Never Died If He’d Donated to My Campaign”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to reporters from the lawn of the White House, Marine...

Rep. Steve King: “If Not For Incest, Would Donald Trump Have Won The Presidency?”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to a congregation at a prayer breakfast in the nation's...

Trumper: “Immigrants Should Support Themselves or Marry a Conman and Pretend to Like F**king Him Like Melania”

COLD CAVE, HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told...

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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...

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"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

Nothing Says Understanding American Freedom Like Cheering for Teenagers to Get Beaten by Cops

"...one thing I have now learned is that fascism and freedom of speech are...