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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
Criminal Justice
I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
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President Declares ‘National McMergency’ Because He Runs Out of Chicken Nugget Dipping Sauce
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Sources within the White House are confirming that this morning, at...
September 19, 2019
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Barack Obama Buys and Renames Netflix, Releases List of Its First Three New Shows
KENYA -- Former President Barack Hussein Obama announced today that he and his wife...
September 16, 2019
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Dick Cheney Reminds Trump Saudi Arabia Doesn’t Declare War, He Does
MUSTAFAR -- Former President Dick Cheney sent an email to President Donald Trump today,...
September 16, 2019
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Self-Loathing, Blind, and Deaf Woman Explains Why She’s Still Voting for Donald Trump
GREENBELT, MINNESOTA -- Helen Whipplemyer is still voting for Donald J. Trump next November,...
September 15, 2019
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DeVos Orders Schools to Run Active Vaper Drills
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- All around the country, schools will begin to hold new drills...
September 13, 2019
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President Commemorates The Day His Skyscraper Became the Tallest Building in New York
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- At a solemn ceremony this morning, President Donald Trump led the...
September 11, 2019
Conservative Media
Huckabee Sanders Announces Book Title on First Fox News Appearance Since Leaving White House
HOG MOUNTAIN, ARKANSAS -- Former White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders appeared on...
September 6, 2019
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Trump Hereby Orders Every State to Change Its Name to “Alabama”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The other 49 states in the union have exactly one week...
September 5, 2019
Science & Medicine
NASA Still Unable To Locate Edge Of Trump’s Stupidity
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Scientists at NASA have yet to locate the edge of Donald...
August 26, 2019
U.S. Politics
Trump: “David Koch Would Have Never Died If He’d Donated to My Campaign”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to reporters from the lawn of the White House, Marine...
August 23, 2019
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Rep. Steve King: “If Not For Incest, Would Donald Trump Have Won The Presidency?”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Speaking to a congregation at a prayer breakfast in the nation's...
August 15, 2019
Immigration
Trumper: “Immigrants Should Support Themselves or Marry a Conman and Pretend to Like F**king Him Like Melania”
COLD CAVE, HILLS TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster, YouTube star, and singer/songwriter Jethro Bohiggins told...
August 13, 2019
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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
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