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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?

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A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden

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Betsy Devos: “Some People Are Too Poor to Know When It’s Safe to Send Their Kids to School”

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Education Secretary Betsy Devos told members of the educational community on...

Trump to Apply ‘Natural Instinct for Science’ and Personally Rewrite School Curriculum

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Planning to bring his "natural instinct for science" to bear, President...

Betsy DeVos Unveils “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos announced a new educational...

DeVos Orders All New Educational Proclamations Hammered Into Schools’ Outside Walls

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Citing a need to make the "direction, tone, tenor, and goals"...

DeVos To Tap Breitbart and InfoWars To Revise Nation’s History, Science Textbooks

This story first appeared on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This week, the Department...

Betsy DeVos Wants Congressional Library Renamed “Lieberry Of Congress”

This story first ran on The Political Garbage Chute. WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Secretary of Education Betsy...

Betsy DeVos Wants Sixth Grade Science Textbooks Replaced With The New Testament

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The Department of Education, under direction from Education Secretary Betsy DeVos,...

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This weekend, Education Secretary Betsy DeVos issued an order that all...

Betsy DeVos Is Pretty Sure She’s Heard Of This School Thing You Keep Talking About

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Last night, 60 Minutes aired an interview that Leslie Stahl conducted...

Trump, DeVos Unveil “Every Child Left Behind” Educational Reform Program

WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Earlier this week, Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos, with President Donald...

Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”

Secretary of Education Betsy DeVos will not just take a passive role in educating our children. She will seek reforms everywhere.

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