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Surely, We Don’t Expect Republicans to Suck Their Cult Leader Off All The Way from D.C.?
"Does anyone know how hard it is to have a long-distance relationship, much less...
May 17, 2024
U.S. Politics
A Firehose That Spews Diarrhea Told Me It’s Been Holding Mock Debates With Joe Biden
"...I'm not Harvey Keitel or Bobby DeNiro or anything, but I guess all that...
May 15, 2024
Women's Rights
Expectant Alabama Mother Will Go Back and Finish Middle School Once Her Kids Are Out of the House
NOVIA NIÑA CREEK, ALABAMA -- Life isn't always easy for Crystal Shanahan these days,...
May 18, 2019
Women's Rights
Alabama GOP Releases Pamphlet: 10 Things We’ll Still Let You Do With Your Vagina
FORT ENFANT MARIÉE, ALABAMA -- The Republican caucus within Alabama's state legislature, perhaps under...
May 17, 2019
Women's Rights
Fully Aroused Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours...
May 17, 2019
The Bible Belt
Tennessee Considering Law Banning Abortion if Mother’s Mother Was Ever Pregnant
FORT CHINGAR PRIMA, TENNESSEE -- The Tennessee state legislature has joined Georgia, Ohio, Missouri,...
May 17, 2019
Women's Rights
Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage
RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new...
May 16, 2019
Science & Medicine
Alabama Grants Personhood to Precum
LAKE DORMIR AVEC LEURS COUSINS, ALABAMA -- Republicans in the State of Alabama have...
May 16, 2019
The Bible Belt
Fully Engorged Mike Pence Just Staring at Maps of Alabama, Georgia, Ohio, and Missouri
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Vice President Mike Pence has spent the last 36 solid hours...
May 16, 2019
The Bible Belt
Alabama Democrat Proposes Mandatory Vasectomies Until Marriage
RÉCIPROQUE BAY, ALABAMA -- A Democrat in the State of Alabama has drafted new...
May 16, 2019
Women's Rights
ISIS Asks Alabama GOP to Help Write Their New Abortion Laws
UNDISCLOSED BUNKER, SOMEWHERE IN SYRIA -- A spokesterrorist for ISIS gave a press conference...
May 15, 2019
The Bible Belt
Alabama’s Women Have 24 Hours to Register Their Womb in New Uterine Database
COUSINFUCKERS, ALABAMA -- Women in Alabama have roughly one day to get their genitals...
May 15, 2019
Business
Amazon Offers Same-Day Coat Hanger Deliveries to Alabama, Georgia, Ohio
SEATTLE, WASHINGTON -- Amazon has announced that will now offer same-day delivery of certain...
May 15, 2019
Women's Rights
Huge Queues Already Forming in Most Alabama Alleyways
PORT ENFANT DU VIOL, ALABAMA -- The State of Alabama has issued an emergency...
May 15, 2019
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