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For the First Time in Four Years, the President Will Not Honor Victims of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Over the course of time between 2017 and 2021, Americans got used to their president making them aware of historical events...
Former President Says His Balls are ‘Really Bigly Missing’ Devin Nunes and Ted Cruz...
LAKE DUMFUK, FLORIDA -- He hasn't even been out of power for a full month yet, but sources close to the 45th President of...
Ivanka: “Why Would Daddy Excite an Erection When He Knows That’s My Job?”
LAKE PARIAH, FLORIDA -- Life after her father left the White House has been quite a roller coaster of emotion for former First Lady...
Rand Paul Tells Chris Wallace It’s Unconstitutional to Do Things That Are in the...
In an interview that aired on Fox News this weekend, Sen. Rand Paul (Q-KY) told host Chris Wallace that the upcoming impeachment trial of...
High Energy Alpha Male Too Chickenshit to Testify Under Oath About the Insurrection He...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the late 1990's President William Jefferson Clinton was ensnared in a political scandal that could have ended his presidency, and...
For the Sake of Bipartisanship, Biden Offers to Call Cruz’s Wife Ugly
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden ran on a message of uniting the country. After eight years of President Barack Obama's administration, the Republican...
Biden Politely Declines Lindsey Graham’s Offer of Four Years of Public Beejers
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The note President Biden sent to Sen. Lindsey Graham (R-SC) yesterday morning contained a very short message.
"Thanks, but no thanks, Lindsey."
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McEnany Still Looking for a Taco Bell That Will Hire Her
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Former White House Press Secretary Kayleigh McEnany has still, as of yet, not found her next line of employment. According so...
Cruz: “An Impeachment Conviction After He’s Left Office Won’t Make My Wife Any Less...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Before he left office, the former President of the United States of America -- a former reality-TV game show host and...
Museum of Holocaust Denial Hires Stephen Miller as New Director
LAKE FUROR, FLORIDA -- When the previous administration left the White House a few days ago, many staffers and aides were still scrambling to...
