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President Biden Apologizes to Neanderthal Americans
"I didn't see a single Neanderthal at the January 6th insurrection."
Issa Wants to Investigate Why Liberals Canceled Mr. Potato Head’s Penis to Cover Up...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- During most of the Obama administration, there was one man who was dedicated to making sure very burp, fart, and sneeze...
Republicans Race to Make Democrat Voting Illegal by 2024
How does a dying party stay relevant? Make it impossible for the other side to win, no matter how many votes they get.
Hawley Asks Wray to Blink Twice If The FBI Has Proof He’s a Traitor
Josh Hawley is really bigly concerned about the kind of information the FBI was able to find about him during the January 6th insurrection.
Lying Sack of Shit Hired By Network Full of Lying Sacks of Shit
Sacks of shit sure do tend to sack together.
Adjusted for Inflation, Sen. John Thune is a Privileged A-Hole In Any Era
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Recently, Sen. John Thune (Q-SD) railed against raising the minimum wage to $15 an hour, citing the fact that he pulled...
Josh Hawley Praises Capitol Police For Defending Him During Insurrection He Inspired
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Yesterday, the U.S. Senate held its first hearings on the violent insurrection on the capitol during the January 6th, 2021 terrorist...
Biden Orders Gas Cost $7 Trillion a Gallon
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Joe Biden has served America as an elected public official in one form or another for most of his adult...
Nation Grips Itself for Another Week Without a Presidential Golf Outing
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- For four years, if there was one thing Americans could come to rely on, it was not their president's rock steady...
Senate Republicans Wish Every American a Happy Sucking-Off Insurrectionist Former Presidents Day!
Today, kids all across America are off from school, banks are closed, and the mail isn't running because it's a federal holiday. Today is...
