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McConnell: “Every Administration is Entitled to Attempting a Post-Election Coup”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Republicans are having a really hard time coping with Donald Trump's loss to Joe Biden. In a recent survey conducted by The...
Sidney Powell Easily Connects Dots Between Hugo Chavez, Biden, and the Loch Ness Monster
Nobody thought she could do it. They all said she was "crazy." Some said she merely "looks like a buck toothed, drawling fuckwit" and...
Obama Warns Biden Against Tan Suits and Dijon Mustards
SECRET KENYAN SHARIA BUNKER -- Outgoing President Donald J. Trump may not want to admit it quite yet, but he lost his reelection bid...
Impeached Sore Loser Continues to Pout Like a Bitch
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- More than two weeks ago, the country decided to fire Donald Trump, and come January 21st, 2021, he will no longer...
Lying Fuck Reminds America The Constitution Says He’s Not Done Lying To Them Until...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Almost two weeks ago, an unctuous, fatuous, impetuous, deluded lying fuck ran for reelection to the highest, most powerful office in...
Disappointed Stephen Miller Finds Out the Klan Doesn’t Offer Healthcare or 401kkk
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning, soon to be former White House senior adviser Stephen Miller received some personally difficult news. Not only will be...
OP-ED: What Do You Mean There Are Consequences for Supporting Corrupt, Incompetent Asshole Bullies?
The following is a reader-submitted editorial from Kevin Riccilumbo, a reader from New Fucnut, Connecticut. The views and opinions of reader editorials do not...
Election Day: Voters Head to Polls During Final 24-Hours of Coronavirus Pandemic
Today, millions of Americans will stand in lines, sometimes for hours, to cast their ballots for president. Of course, there are several other important...
Putin Wonders If He’ll Be Batting a Thousand or .500 After Votes Counted
MOSCOW, RUSSIA -- Sitting beside a roaring fire, Russian President Vladimir Putin held court with the media of his country this evening and gave...
On Her 39th Birthday, Ivanka’s Just One Year From Being Traded For Younger, Hotter...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- President Donald Trump told his First Lady that while he wanted to wish her a happy birthday, she should be "very...
