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Why Won’t Joe Biden Agree to a Full Body Cavity Search Before Tonight’s Debate?
What's Joe Biden hiding? Why won't he acquiesce to any of Dear President's demands about the first debate between the two tonight? First, Biden...
Barrett Promises to Leave Her Religion Out of Legal Opinions as Long as God...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- The nation's capital is dug in for one hell of a fight. There seems to be very little doubt that Senate...
Well That’s It. The Republicans Have Convinced Me. I am NOT Voting for Hunter...
Editor's Note:
The following is an editorial written by the Editor In Chief and Head Fuckwit of The Political Garbage Chute, James "Jambo" Schlarmann. The views and...
Louisville DA: “Black Lives Matter, But Drywall Matters Enough to Charge Someone”
LOUISVILLE, KENTUCKY -- A night of civil unrest in Louisville unfolded yesterday after it was announced that no formal charges would be brought against...
Cruz: “The Senate Must Fill Ginsburg’s Seat and Secure a Permanent Majority for the...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Unsurprisingly, Congressional Republicans have been giving interviews and making social media posts supporting President Donald Trump nominating a replacement for the...
UPDATE: Mitch McConnell Still a Certifiably Racist, Wet-Eyed, Wattle-Necked Cuntsicle
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In our continuing endeavor to provide our readers with the most current, up to date news and events worthy of their...
Mike Pence Explains How Ripping Wombs Out of Immigrant Women is Pro-Life and Not...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- This morning Vice President High Priest Michael Pence was asked to address shocking allegations that doctors in Georgia performed unrequested hysterectomies...
Lying Sack of Shit Blonde Fuckmuppet Lies It Up Like the Lying Sack of...
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In the nation's capital today, a lying sack of shit blond fuckmuppet stood behind a podium, cameras trained on her, reporters...
Can America Ever Return to a Simpler Time With Less White Nationalist Violence and...
In Kenosha, Wisconsin and Portland, Oregon last week, Americans watched in horror as two separate incidents of extreme, politically-motivated violence took place. In Wisconsin,...
Jacob Blake’s Back Feels Really Bad for Rand Paul’s Ego
KENOSHA, WISCONSIN -- Last night, the Republican Nationalist Convention wrapped-up in Washington, D.C. It was the first and only time a sitting president has...
