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TIME Offers Trump New, Slightly Different “Participation Award”
"Frankly, we thought it would be an insult to both garbage and people if we didn't give this one to Trump."
Tilapia Lahren Wants NASA To Rename Black Holes Because ‘All Holes Matter’
"We all know that black holes are no different than the KKK."
Town Pervert Hopes To Get Trump’s Endorsement One Day
"If he's gonna go around endorsing perverts, I wanted to get in line."
Area Moron Turns Off 24/7 Uranium One Coverage, Explains Why Trump Is Right: Everyone...
COLD CAVE HILLS, TENNESSEE -- Right-wing podcaster and his hometown's favorite moron, Jethro Bohiggins, told his audience this morning that a tweet sent by...
Trump: “The Access Hollywood Tape Is As Real As My First Lady’s Orgasms”
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a surprising development, President Donald Trump has reportedly begun telling close advisers and elected officials that he believes the infamous...
Kellyanne Conway Desperately Trying to Reach Michael Flynn Via The Microwave Network
"The president understands that Mr. Flynn is a fine, upstanding grazhdanin."
Roy Moore Rejects Trump’s Endorsement Over Inappropriate Sexual Comments About His Adult Daughter
"Once she gets to 15 or 16, it just becomes absolutely horrifying to think about your daughter that way."
Putin Furious Trump Hasn’t Asked NFL Players To Stand For Russian National Anthem Yet
"I know not to leave Daddy waiting too long."
OPINION: Excusing Pussy Grabbing, Pedophilia, And Russian Collusion Are Patriotic As Long As Tax...
Voters all over the country understand one thing -- America's moral compass is set and fine-tuned by the Republican Party. We are the moral...
Trump Tweets: Women “Ungrateful” To Him For Making Their Health A “Huge Talking Point”
THE WHITE HOUSE — In an early morning potty session today, President Donald Trump took aim at women in a series of Tweets as...
