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Why Aren’t Liberals Grateful to Live in the World’s Most Exceptional Shooting Range?
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and former NRA executive board member Dustin Pewpsin. The dystopian thoughts and sociopathic opinions expressed herein...
Call Me Old Fashioned, But Women Shouldn’t Be Dancing at Football Games
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator Dustin Pewpsin. The views and opinions expressed herein are only those of Mr. Pewpsin, and not...
New Tennessee Law Requires All Transformers Toys to Only Have Car Mode
If you're a parent living in Tennessee and buying your child a Transformer for their upcoming birthday, you might want to consider purchasing it...
Surprised Doctors Pronounce Lauren Boebert Not Brain Dead
A visibly surprised team of doctors at Colorado State Hospital made an announcement this morning that their team leader said he "couldn't believe" they...
Alabama GOP Wants Separate Drinking Fountains for Transgender People
This morning, on a party line vote, an Alabama state legislative committee approved a bill that if passed and signed into law would set...
Settle Down, Libs. Lots of Us Pay Almost $1 Billion Because We Lied Our...
The following is an editorial written by Dustin Pewpsin, a self-described "hardcore conservative Alpha Male" and podcaster. The views and opinions expressed herein are...
Texas Passes Law That Requires KISS and G.W.A.R. to Play Without Makeup
Musical acts touring the Lone Star State may have to alter their stage show, thanks to a new law signed by Texas Governor Greg...
C’Mon, America, Let Me See Your Kid’s Junk. For Their Own Safety.
The following editorial was submitted by Dustin Pewpsin, a Christian conservative podcaster. Mr. Pewpsin was recently appointed to the Tennessee Gender Inquisition Board, and...
The Second Amendment Clearly Doesn’t Apply to People Whose Genitals I Haven’t Seen
The following editorial was written by right-wing commentator and podcaster Dustin Pewpsin. The views and opinions expressed herein are those of Mr. Pewpsin, and...
Who Got Paid More to Suck Trump’s Dick: Stormy or Jim Jordan?
As far as the world can tell, there are two people who we can reliably assume have sucked Donald Trump's dick and been financially...
