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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?
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James Schlarmann
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March 25, 2025
"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...
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Why Didn’t His Natural Immunity to Crashes Keep Him Being Thrown From His Car?
LAKE FARTFACE, MICHIGAN -- Friends and family gathered this week to...
James Schlarmann
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January 21, 2022
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Matt Walsh is Thinking Very Deeply About Your Genitals. Just Like Jesus.
This week, Daily Caller columnist and podcaster Matt Walsh -- a devout evangelical...
James Schlarmann
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January 21, 2022
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Trump Has Offered to Turn State’s Evidence Against Jared
FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- In perhaps an unsurprising twist, former President Don...
James Schlarmann
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January 20, 2022
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Experts Agree: Four Out of Five MAGAS Can’t Make Their Cousins Climax
Fascinating new data from the National Institute of Boner and Contraboner...
James Schlarmann
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January 20, 2022
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Can Donald Trump Legally Hire Al Capone’s Lawyer to Defend Him?
Most former presidents metaphorically ride off into the sunset and spend...
James Schlarmann
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January 20, 2022
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Trump’s Lawyers Advise Him to Throw All His Kids Under the Bus, Even the Ones He Wants to Fuck
News out of the New York State's Attorney General's office has...
James Schlarmann
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January 19, 2022
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Trump Insists NY Attorney General ‘Should Be Going After John Barron,” Not Him
FARTS-A-LOT-THOUGH, FLORIDA -- A former, one-term, twice permanently impeached, defeated U.S....
James Schlarmann
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January 19, 2022
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NY Attorney General: Eric Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked to Spell His Name
NEW YORK, NEW YORK -- Overnight, the New York Attorney General...
James Schlarmann
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January 19, 2022
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Ever Since My Butthole Started Following Marjorie Taylor Greene, It Spews the Dumbest Shit
In hind(end)sight, giving my rectum its own Facebook account has come...
James Schlarmann
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January 19, 2022
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Joe Rogan Took a Shower Live on His Podcast and Still Didn’t Believe Water is Wet
FT. STUPID, TEXAS -- Former reality-TV game show host, podcaster, and...
James Schlarmann
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January 18, 2022
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