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Why Did The Secretary of Defense Text Me Dick Pics and Nuclear Launch Codes?

"I'm Prince of War now, got it? I'll do what I want. Text what and who I want." Well, that was a new one. I...

Clarence Thomas Found a Pubic Hair on Harlan Crow’s Nazi Linens

"...we all heard just absolutely ear shattering laughter coming from the...

Disney World Offering Free Bud Light to Every Transgender Guest This Summer

Transgender guests of Walt Disney World can receive a rather special...

Appeals Court: If Ted Cruz is Fertile, the Abortion Pill Should Be Legal

Last week, a federal judge invalidated the FDA's approval of mifepristone,...

Twitter Releases New Feature That Lets You Smell Trump’s Dick on Jim Jordan’s Tweets

In recent weeks, billionaire meme stealing shitposter Elon Musk says that...

Anheuser-Busch Selling $400 Special Edition Boycott Cases of Bud Light for Target Practice

Gun owning super-patriot religious inquisitors looking to take their transphobic and...

Trump Boys Ask Lawyers if Daddy Can Just Be “Out-dicted”

Sources close to the situation have reported to various media outlets...

I Don’t Need Bud Light No More Cuz Trump’s Piss is Just as Good

The following editorial was written by right-wing podcaster and commentator Dustin...

Greene Waiting for Trump’s Signal to Spring Him From Jail Using Secret Space Laser

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is probably former President Donald Trump's...

Is Donald Trump Going to Cry About It?

Yesterday was not a good day for former, one term, twice...