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DOGE Hackers Still Unable to Locate Josh Hawley’s Wife’s Clit For Him

"I have someone I can ask to find it for me, but not every traditionally Christian American man's wife has such a nice and...

Greene Waiting for Trump’s Signal to Spring Him From Jail Using Secret Space Laser

Congresspony Marjorie Taylor Greene (Q-GA) is probably former President Donald Trump's...

Is Donald Trump Going to Cry About It?

Yesterday was not a good day for former, one term, twice...

DeSantis Bars Students from Learning About Trump’s Arrest or Indictment

Today, former President Donald J. Trump was arrested and arraigned on...

A Complete List of Every Unindicted President of the United States

Today is quite a historic day. For the first time in...

Trump Demands Change of Venue to Sewage Plant So He Faces Jury of His Peers

Former President Donald J. Trump never made any bones about it:...

FBI Issues Warning That Domestic Terrorists Plan to Protest Trump’s Arrest

The Federal Bureau of Investigations has issued a warning to law...

President Brandon Promises to Go Visit Trump in Jail

Yesterday, history was made when the New York City District Attorney...

Hillary Clinton Emails a Copy of Trump’s Indictment to Hunter Biden’s New Laptop

This morning, sources close to the situation are reporting that former...

DeSantis Bans Minecraft Because ‘Kids Can Get Hoes’ In It

Gov. Ron DeSantis of Florida has used much of his second...