James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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DeSantis Signs Law Giving Parental Rights to Rapists Six Weeks After Rape

Missouri Bans Literacy, Only 40% of Missourians Can Read The News About It

NPR and PBS Agree to Return to Twitter If Tesla and SpaceX Give Up Government Handouts

DeSantis Bans “Fast and Furious” Movies in Florida

Clarence Thomas Found a Pubic Hair on Harlan Crow’s Nazi Linens

Disney World Offering Free Bud Light to Every Transgender Guest This Summer

Appeals Court: If Ted Cruz is Fertile, the Abortion Pill Should Be Legal

Twitter Releases New Feature That Lets You Smell Trump’s Dick on Jim Jordan’s Tweets

Anheuser-Busch Selling $400 Special Edition Boycott Cases of Bud Light for Target Practice

3 Ways to Tell Which Democrats to Expel From Congress for Protesting Gun Violence

Trump Boys Ask Lawyers if Daddy Can Just Be “Out-dicted”

Greene Waiting for Trump’s Signal to Spring Him From Jail Using Secret Space Laser

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