James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Twitter Releases New Feature That Lets You Smell Trump’s Dick on Jim Jordan’s Tweets

Anheuser-Busch Selling $400 Special Edition Boycott Cases of Bud Light for Target Practice

3 Ways to Tell Which Democrats to Expel From Congress for Protesting Gun Violence

Trump Boys Ask Lawyers if Daddy Can Just Be “Out-dicted”

Greene Waiting for Trump’s Signal to Spring Him From Jail Using Secret Space Laser

Is Donald Trump Going to Cry About It?

DeSantis Bars Students from Learning About Trump’s Arrest or Indictment

A Complete List of Every Unindicted President of the United States

Trump Demands Change of Venue to Sewage Plant So He Faces Jury of His Peers

Don Jr. Promises Father He’ll Be Man Of the House and Lust After Ivanka While He’s In Jail

FBI Issues Warning That Domestic Terrorists Plan to Protest Trump’s Arrest

President Brandon Promises to Go Visit Trump in Jail

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