James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

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Can You Guess Which of These Big Time Hollywood Stars Literally Shits Ice Cream?

4 Sext Messages to Send Your Lover to Get Them “In the Mood”

Betsy DeVos Orders Immediate Flattening Of All School Globes

Betsy DeVos Proposes Changing Congressional Library To “Lieberry Of Congress”

State Senator Wants Exception in New Abortion Ban For Rape, Incest, or Republican Interns

Shaken Mike Pence Seen Exiting Colts Game Wrapped in American Flag and Being Consoled by Bald Eagle

Planned Parenthood to Start Giving Away Free Guns With Abortions

Founding Fathers to America: ‘Stop Asking Us About Modern Gun Violence, Dummies!’

Woman Relieved Congress Wants to Control Her Vagina So She Can Focus On Earning Almost As Much As Male Colleagues

Second Amendment Activist Starts Support Group for ‘Poor, Picked On Guns’

Twitter Offers Trump One Character Per IQ Point

NRA Calls For ‘Disingenuous, Half-Hearted Attempt to Pluck Low Hanging Gun Control Fruit’ It Will Ultimately Oppose

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