James Schlarmann

Comedian/Satirist/Amateur Burrito Wrangler

Posts from author

Scientist Proves MTG is a Barely Sentient Glob of Congealed Mayonnaise in a Vanilla Pudding Cup

Matt Gaetz to Personally Collect Florida’s Student Athlete Menstrual Data

DeSantis Demands to Know Why Biden Hasn’t Also Shot Down Any Big Black Balloons

Trump: China Sent Him Three Balloons as Gifts for Opening Secret Bank Accounts

Biden Tells MTG He’ll Shoot Down Chinese Balloon When She Finds China or Montana on a Map

Conservative Economist Predicts Inflation Will Fall 200% If Everyone Sees Hunter Biden’s Dick

Boebert: “I Don’t Have to Be Able to Spell Socialism to Condemn It!”

Punxsutawney Phil Tells Kari Lake She’ll Spend Four More Years Not Being Governor

Trump Pleaded the Fifth When Asked By NY AG If He Was Ivanka’s Lover, Father, or Employer

DeSantis Orders February Removed from All School Calendars

George Santos Announces Kitara Ravache Will Handle His Committee Assignments

Jim Jordan Promises House Investigation to Find Wife’s Clit

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