Monthly Archives: March, 2016

Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

Clinton Hopes to Emotionally Blackmail Trump Into Changing His Tone Too

Hillary Clinton has a unique idea for curbing Donald Trump's tone.

Republican ‘Bummed Out’ His IQ Not Low Enough to Vote for Donald Trump

This Republican really wishes he was dumb enough to vote for Donald Trump.

Trump Challenges Cruz and ‘All You Other Greasers’ To Rumble in Park After Dark

Donald Trump has issued a peculiar challenge to Ted Cruz.

North Carolina Catholic Republican Wants Religious Freedom to Perform Inquisitions

One North Carolina man wants his religious freedoms extended even further.

Republican Voter Wants Thermonuclear Devices Okayed for GOP Convention

One Republican doesn't think guns at the GOP Convention is enough.

Obama Gives Sanders and Clinton Personal Tour of Confiscated Gun Warehouse

President Obama gave Clinton and Sanders a personal tour of an important government facility.

Bird Lands on Trump Podium, Donald Gleefully Smashes It With His Shoe

Donald Trump had an unexpected interruption at a recent rally, and handled it as only he could.

Muslim Cop Patrols Ted Cruz’s Neighborhood for Douchebags, Finds One Named Ted Cruz

While patrolling Ted Cruz's neighborhood, this Muslim cop finds something horrible.

Obama’s Gun Confiscation Count: Week #373

Another week, another tally of Obama's Gun Confiscation's stolen freedoms.

God to Michele Bachmann: Shut your stupid fuckin’ mouth

God has had enough of Michele Bachmann speaking for him.

Ted Cruz: Trump shouldn’t be president because he’s ‘less subtly disgusting than me.’

Ted Cruz wants you to pick the lesser of two cancers.

Dick Cheney Endorses Donald Trump For His Waterboarding Comments After Belgium Attack

Donald Trump picks up a yooge endorsement from a fellow a-hole.

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Florida’s Abortion Ban Has This Incel Considering a Move to Florida to Start a New Rape Family

"...Big Feminazi has poisoned the women in my life against me just because I...

I Have a Wish List of Things Dark Brandon Should Do With His Presidential Immunity

Some people might really think that if the Supreme Court says presidents have immunity...

You Can’t Call Me an “Incel” If I Fuck My Cybertruck

The following editorial was written and submitted by right-wing author and 2020 Trump Campaign...

A Bald Eagle Protecting an American Flag Reminded Me Holocaust Denier JK Rowling Can’t Sue Me

Author JK Rowling is not a fan of transgender people, that much is true....