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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...

Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?

"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
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President Trump Signs Executive Order Officially Classifying U.S. As Alternative Christian Nation

Another day, another executive order written by President Donald J. Trump. This one is meant to ease tensions after signing a Muslim ban.

Trump Asks Nuclear Warhead To Be His Secretary Of Defense

Trump taps someone truly unique for SecDec.

Native American Man Spends July 4th Telling Americans To ‘Go Back’ Where They Came From

"An entire country of Mississippians. I don't want that, you don't want that."

NRA Spokesman Reassures Public: San Bernardino Guns Are Safe and Unscathed

An NRA spokesman has some "good" news related to the San Bernardino mass shooting.

U.S. Takes Break From Thumping Its Chest to Slap Itself On Back – With Fireworks!

The Fourth f July is the day of the year that America stops thumping its chest long enough to slap itself on its back for a "job well done" in democracy.

Obama Gun Confiscation Count: Week #412

How many of your guns did Obama threaten to come and personally melt down after the terrorist attack in South Carolina?

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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels

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"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....

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