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I Interviewed the Condom Donald Trump Didn’t Use When He Ivanka’d Stormy Daniels
"Prophylactic Americans have senses just like everyone else. And would YOU want to ever...
May 10, 2024
Criminal Justice
Who Hasn’t Told a Woman She Reminds Us of Our Child Right Before We Put Our Penis In Her?
"Turns out, most of us don't think about our kids before we fuck someone....
May 8, 2024
Science & Medicine
President Says TrumpCare Will ‘Absolutely Cover Non-Existing Conditions’
WASHINGTON, D.C. -- Though it's still more than a year and a half away,...
April 5, 2019
Science & Medicine
After Obamacare Repeal Fails, Ted Cruz Says He’ll Have to Return to Killing ‘Zodiac Style Instead’
Senator Ted Cruz tells a church congregation he's got to go back to doing things the old school way, after the GOP can't repeal Obamacare.
July 31, 2017
Science & Medicine
Mitch McConnell Wonders If There Really Is A God If He Won’t Let Millions of People Lose Healthcare
Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is in the middle of an epic existential crisis, feeling forsook by his lord and savior.
July 28, 2017
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Trump Says He’ll Give Alaska to Russia If Murkowski Votes No on Obamacare Repeal
Senator Lisa Murkowski of Alaska has drawn the ire of our stubby fingered, angry orange orangutan president. Is Alaska on the way back to Russia?
July 27, 2017
Science & Medicine
Doctors: John McCain’s Brain Tumor Closely Connected to His Heart, Soul, Humanity
Senator John McCain received a heroes welcome before casting a deciding vote on the healthcare debate.
July 25, 2017
U.S. Politics
Susan Collins Declines Duel With Blake Farenthold, Challenges Him to 1 Meter Dash Instead
Rep. Blake Farenthold has said he's so mad at female senators blocking Obamacare's repeal that he'd do an Aaron Burr on them if they weren't women.
July 25, 2017
Science & Medicine
John McCain Asks Mayo Clinic to Prepare Brain Surgery Bill in iPhones
How many iPhones would it take to pay for the brain surgery Sen. John McCain just had? He wants to find out.
July 20, 2017
Economy
Mitch McConnell Prays For Jesus’ Guiding Hand To Rip Chemo Treatments Away from Kids With Cancer
Mitch McConnell has resorted to reaching out to a higher power in the pursuit of his dream -- ripping healthcare away from millions of Americans.
July 18, 2017
Science & Medicine
EXCLUSIVE LOOK! Leaked Details of GOP’s Top Secret Obamacare Replacement Bill
Republicans have been writing their replacement for Obamacare in secret. But initial details of the law they're drafting have just been leaked.
June 13, 2017
Economy
Paul Ryan Praying God Lets Him Rob Poor People Of Their Access To Doctors Today
Speaker of the House Paul Ryan is reaching out to a higher power to help him take away essential health access from poor people.
March 24, 2017
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Woman Phones Doctor, Asks If They Take TrumpCare Tax Cuts As Payment For Breast Cancer Treatments
A local woman has some important questions regarding the logistics of TrumpCare, the GOP replacement for Obamacare.
March 23, 2017
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Local Republican Loves Trumpcare Because It’s A ‘Free Market Death Panel’
A small town Republican has fallen in love with Trumpcare because he sees it as free market eugenics.
March 22, 2017
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